Kitteh wuz minding kitteh’z own bizness on front stepz wen da BIG doggie came and chazed kitteh up da treez. Stoopid doggiez don’t climz treez. Biggeh not sure she climz treez either. Wuz hopeful of crunchies for da while (you never know wherez day might beez) but then it started to rainz, and it wuz cold and windy. Biggeh lonley up the treez. Send Biggeh help (or betteh stilz send crunchies).