ATTENTION: Field Operatives unfamiliar with the current investigation status need to see File MX2000 to familiarize themselves with the case before proceeding further.
Mission: To Find Melli Code Name: The M Files Last Confirmed Sighting: 1/6/97 outside a book-packing plant in Queens N.Y. Known Aliases: The Mellster, Melli Of Deepwood, The Big M Psychological Profile: Pending Appearance: Darn cute Age: Unknown, rumored to have been around the block a bit Sex: Only once that we know of. |
Data: courtesy of CIA Satellite Tracking, Richmond, VA. Red arrows indicate the 3 flights (# ACS5678, BA678AA, DELTABS456) leaving New York's Kennedy Airport at 2200 hrs on 1/6/97. | ||||
Field Operatives' Mission: We know Melli is out there. If anyone has information regarding her whereabouts please file a report at M Files HQ Reward Status: Special commendations have been issued to Agent Chickens on Parade and Mr. Q. The official Mellster Handbook (okay, okay, hardback editions of The Barbed Coil) are in the post. Check out their reports and others on the M-Files Case Page |
This obvious fake was received by Field Operative Big Dipper at a known drop-off point on Capitol Hill,Washington, D.C. Big Dipper reported his source as saying, "The man that gave it to me was clean. Real clean. It was as if he'd been scrubbed with sandpaper and hosed down with Lysol."
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