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I've been overwhelmed with response and have given away a hundred bookmarks in three days. Sorry if you missed your chance to get one. Please check back from time to time, as I try to pass things along whenever I get them. Many thanks for stopping by, JV.


Get Your Signed Cavern Of Black Ice Bookmarks Here!

Here they are, hot off the press, the very first bookmarks for A Cavern Of Black Ice. Warner Aspect, my publisher, kindly passed some of them along to me, to pass along to you. Now, you're wondering, what exactly am I going to have to do to get my hands on one of these beauties? Well, despite reports to the opposite I'm not nearly as mean as Tavalisk (though I have eaten frogspawn in my time), and I'm not going to make you run half a mile in under 4 minutes or anything strenuous like that (though don't think I wasn't tempted!). No. All you have to do is answer the following question correctly:

I need one of these bookmarks because:

I'm building a scale model of the Great Pyramid at Giza, and the bookmarks are just the right size and shape to use as facing stones for the King's Chamber.

You can never have enough RAM, garage space, or bookmarks.

The charred remains of my last bookmark were confiscated by the FBI after it spontaneously combusted during a camping trip to Billings, Montana (I'm under surveillance even as I type this).

I'm a NASA physicist engaged in highly sensitive research concerning cold dark matter, and I have reason to believe that these bookmarks may very well be made of the invisible substance between stars.

I'm planning on reading A Cavern Of Black Ice in March 1999, and the experience just wouldn't be the same without a bookmark to keep my page.

 


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