This zipped file is just under 3MB and should take 10-15 minutes to download with a 56K modem and 20-25 minutes with a 28K modem.
I hope you enjoy this short preview of Bodger & Grift: The Screensaver. As you can see from the screenshots below, there's all sorts of silliness going on. Bodger & Grift go Spacebound, where they discuss the striking similarities between Dark Matter and Bodger's facial hair. They treat us to some of their humorous (and incredibly stupid) computer rhymes, present their ever-popular Medieval Pick-Up Lines, play some rather tasteful harpsichord music, all the while getting bounced around the screen like tennis balls!
As this screensaver is so nifty, with all sorts of animation, soundfiles and (hopefully) humorous content, it's rather a big file to download. I hope you think it's worth it, though. My brother Paul designed it, complete with all the graphics, animations and music (yep, he even performs the music). I just helped with the pick-up lines, rhymes and other silliness. As Paul used an existing, well-tested screensaver engine (ASSB), this is a pretty solid piece of software and should give you no technical problems. Unfortunately, it is currently only available for Windows 95 and 98 users (sorry Mac heads like myself!), but we hope to convert it to other formats soon. For technical details, minimum system requirements, and install instructions please click here.
Please feel free to distribute this screensaver wherever you please. It's free. It's fun...and we hope you enjoy it.
Many Thanks,
JV and Paul
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There was a young lady called Bell |
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Medieval Pick-Up Line # 47 If I said you had a cast iron breastplate, would you hold it against me? |
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There was a young man named Bart |
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When the Inquisition put me on the rack, my limbs weren't the only thing they stretched. |
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Click Here to Begin Downloading the Screensaver (JVJBGSS.zip)
This zipped file is just under 3MB and should take 10-15 minutes to download with a 56K modem and 20-25 minutes with a 28K modem.
