As Grift now has a page of his own, this one is brought to you in the
interests of fairness
(and to stop Bodger from sulking). This page is Bodger's and Bodger's
alone. He hasn't
decided what he's going to do with it yet, but when he does, he has assured
me it will be,
"just as good as Ask Grift ." In the meantime,
Bodger has
assembled some vital facts on
himself, to better give visitors a feel for what sort of man he is.
Bodger's Factfile
NAME: Bodger
RHYMES WITH: Lodger
NICKNAME: Bodge
RHYMES WITH: Lodge
FAVORITE FOOD: Anything on the cob
FAVORITE WADING BIRD: The grebe
FAVORITE BODY PART: My right earlobe
LEAST USED BODY PART: My right earlobe
FAVORITE BODY PART BELONGING TO SOMEONE ELSE: The nick of Widow Harpit's knee - she can crack open hazelnuts with it!
AMBITION: To pick up a wench
IF I WASN'T A CASTLE GUARD I'D BE: Sober
FAVORITE ACTIVITY: Guarding the women's middens
LEAST FAVORITE ACTIVITY: Guarding the men's middens
MOTHER ALWAYS SAID: Be good, be honest and be back before dawn. Now bugger off and leave me alone!
FATHER ALWAYS SAID: Eh?
IF I COULD BE LIKE ANYONE IT WOULD BE: Just like Grift. There's nothing that man doesn't know about women
WHEN I'M ALL ALONE: I talk to my imaginary badger to help pass the time
If you have any (constructive) suggestions, as to what Bodger
should do with his World, please click on the button below.
Alternatively, if you would like to smell Bodger's armpit odor...
